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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Pirate jokes

Q: What is a Pirate's favorite letter?
A: "RRRRRRRR"

Q: Why did the Pirate put a coat on his ship?
A: Because the timbers were shivering.

Q: What is a Pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
A: Ships Ahoy

Q: Why did the Pirate get both of his ears pierced?
A: Because it was only a Buccaneer

Saturday, March 10, 2007

frog joke

Q: What do you call a frog with a broken leg?



A: Unhoppy

Friday, February 16, 2007

Valentines Joke

Q: What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentines Day?




A: Will you be my Valenstein?

Sunday, February 4, 2007

Joke of the Week

Q: What does Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common?

A: Both of their middle names are "The"

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Polar Bear Joke

Q: What is white, furry, rides a walrus, and hits a ball across the ice?


A: A polo bear!