Q: What is a Pirate's favorite letter?
A: "RRRRRRRR"
Q: Why did the Pirate put a coat on his ship?
A: Because the timbers were shivering.
Q: What is a Pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
A: Ships Ahoy
Q: Why did the Pirate get both of his ears pierced?
A: Because it was only a Buccaneer